All this for $9.99.
05 October 2008
Special Offer.
Ladies and Gentlemen, for the low price of $9.99 you can purchase this rare article about the UNC cycling team autographed and dated by Alex "A-Train" Lewis; this is a once in a life time opportunity. With the second coming of the depression well on its way, this is a sensible enduring investment. Act NOW. But wait, if you call within the next 22.63 minutes we'll also throw in the UNC Connection where this article was printed—a 50 cent value. So you will get an highly prized article about the UNC cycling team autographed and dated by Alex "A-Train" Lewis plus the rest of the UNC Connection for only $9.99, you must act now. Shipping and handling extra, No C.O.D.'s or Money orders.
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3 comments:
speaking of jerseys. You should go with classic/retro jerseys, kind of like the ones they ran in the olympics. Very simple.
hahah i think i missed the special offer but i would still like to place an order!
congratulations on being in the newspaper..this is proof i read your blog (and enjoy it). just letting you know.
You are too cool, Alex!
Aunt Doris
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