"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg."
I wonder if I can do this wine. . . .
2 comments:
I think the best you can do is the American Auto industry route and just make a product that is so inferior no one wants it, then when you have borrowed money from everyone else and are so deeply in debt you are likened to a black hole of money, ask the government to spot you 25B US$.
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